- me: i really like my fly down low, and my bass up high and my pants to my ankles with onion rings surrounded my femurs.
- katya: really? ever tried bologne with bear butter?
- me: OHMAIGAWD. I WANT MY ERECTION TO HAPPEN ALREADY! JEEESUS. I HAVEN'T HIT PUBERTY YET. NOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T LIVE.
- *dies*
